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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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