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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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