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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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