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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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