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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦
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