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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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