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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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