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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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