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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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