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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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