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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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