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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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