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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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