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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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