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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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