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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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