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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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