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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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