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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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