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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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