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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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