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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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