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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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