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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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