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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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