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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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