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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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