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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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