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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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