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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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