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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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