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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦
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