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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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