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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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