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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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