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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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