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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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