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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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