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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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