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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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