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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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