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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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