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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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