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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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