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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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