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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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