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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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