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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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