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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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