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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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