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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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