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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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