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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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